19 November 19

Two outstanding occasions to celebrate today: (1) World Toilet Day, sponsored by the United Nations, to flush out the great benefits of sanitation, and (2) International Men's Day, honoring the astounding contributions and failures of masculinity. Naturally I've chosen to wear my hypermasculine Dilbert® "casual day" tie, coordinated with a bow of toilet paper, and I've taken my photo in a MEN'S ROOM.