31 October 11

If you have poor psychic powers, do not despair! Today is "Increase Your Psychic Powers Day." (Those who already have good psychic powers knew this ahead of time.) One way to test your own psychic powers would be to predict what tie I will wear tomorrow -- and you can always increase your chances of being correct by telling me about it. Somebody somewhere thought I should wear this hypnotic cyan-turquoise-silver tie today.