19 September 11

Some great things to say on "Talk Like a Pirate Day":
1. "Hi, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to become a pirate!" (from The Secret of Monkey Island) (See a list of all the swordfighting insults here.)
2. "We don't do anything!" (from VeggieTales, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything)
3. "As you wish." (Westley, as Dread Pirate Roberts, in The Princess Bride)